Lawyers aren’t going to help us win this war but I’ve been trying to find one to represent me in bringing various libel actions (against Wikipedia editors, Google, Sky, BBC, Daily Mail, Mail on Sunday, a couple of hundred tweeters …

Chronic Maskitis

I have discovered and named a new disease.

‘Maskitis’ is the incomprehensibly stupid yearning to continue wearing a mask even though doing so is damaging both to the wearer and to those around them.

Some maskitis sufferers are afraid that …

Daft Covid Sign!

This morning I saw a huge sign in a pharmacy window which read: ‘Free rapid covid-19 tests for people without symptoms’.

The world has gone entirely mad.

This is as crazy as putting up a sign saying: ‘Free X-rays for …